If it wasn’t so sad, it would be such a funny joke, but this is more or less what the denialists really believe. “America was (succesfully!) attacked by 19 cave dwelling Afghanis, coordinated by a satellite phone and Osama’s laptop, who reached 90 % of its objectives.” These people really believe it too, and are thus endangering their own lives through a repeat attack on civilians, the safety of their country, and are destroying their own and their children’s future, as most of the post 9-11 disappearance of freedom, peace and wealth, was justified on basis of this bogus “Attack on America!”
Well, at least, it gives us a good laugh and a bit of a relaxer from this serious affair. Please share with your friends, family and colleagues, even “the official US government conspiracy” supporters! Who knows! It may even pierce through someone’s psychological denial armour?
But I doubt that, as these kind of people are hyper sensitive over these issues and take themselves verrrry serrrrious indeed! Have a good laugh!
HERE IS THE TRANSCRIPT OF THE VIDEO ABOVE:
Everything you ever wanted to know about the 9/11 conspiracy theory in under 5 minutes.
Bush Said to never tolerate outrageous conspiracy theories, so let’s start with the first conspiracy to come out on that day, the Government’s Official Conspiracy Theory.
TRANSCRIPT: On the morning of September 11, 2001, 19 men armed with boxcutters directed by a man on dialysis in a cave fortress halfway around the world using a satellite phone and a laptop directed the most sophisticated penetration of the most heavily-defended airspace in the world, overpowering the passengers and the military combat-trained pilots on 4 commercial aircraft before flying those planes wildly off course for over an hour without being molested by a single fighter interceptor.
These 19 hijackers, devout religious fundamentalists who liked to drink alcohol, snort cocaine, and live with pink-haired strippers, managed to knock down 3 buildings with 2 planes in New York, while in Washington a pilot who couldn’t handle a single engine Cessna was able to fly a 757 in an 8,000 foot descending 270 degree corskscrew turn to come exactly level with the ground, hitting the Pentagon in the budget analyst office where DoD staffers were working on the mystery of the 2.3 trillion dollars that Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld had announced “missing” from the Pentagon’s coffers in a press conference the day before, on September 10, 2001.
The SEC destroyed their records on the investigation into the insider trading before the attacks, but that’s OK because destroying the records of the largest investigation in SEC history is just part of routine record keeping.
The FBI has argued that all material related to their investigation of 9/11 should be kept secret from the public, but that’s OK because the FBI probably has nothing to hide.
This man never existed, nor is anything he had to say worthy of your attention, and if you say otherwise you are a paranoid conspiracy theorist and deserve to be shunned by all of humanity. Likewise him, him, him, and her. (and her and her and him).
Osama Bin Laden lived in a cave fortress in the hills of Afghanistan, but somehow got away. Then he was hiding out in Tora Bora but somehow got away. Then he lived in Abottabad for years, taunting the most comprehensive intelligence dragnet employing the most sophisticated technology in the history of the world for 10 years, releasing video after video with complete impunity (and getting younger and younger as he did so), before finally being found in a daring SEAL team raid which wasn’t recorded on video, in which he didn’t resist or use his wife as a human shield, and in which these crack special forces operatives panicked and killed this unarmed man, supposedly the best source of intelligence about those dastardly terrorists on the planet. Then they dumped his body in the ocean before telling anyone about it. Then a couple dozen of that team’s members died in a helicopter crash in Afghanistan.
If you have any questions about this story…you are a batshit, paranoid, tinfoil, dog-abusing baby-hater and will be reviled by everyone. If you love your country and/or freedom, happiness, rainbows, rock and roll, puppy dogs, apple pie and your grandma, you will never ever express doubts about any part of this story to anyone. Ever.