“Hello there! What were you telling those people there? They seemed to be very interested in what you said?”
“I was telling them my personal story how I metChrist on the road to Damascus.”
“You met him personally? I thought he was dead and crucified as thetold us?”
“No that was propaganda from the official church!”
“Ooh, conspiracy theories!”
“No conspiracy facts!”
“Facts? What do you mean?
“Well, I used to be one of them, a Pharisee of the Pharisees, and I was on the road to Damascus to catch and imprison Christians on orders from the Church in Jerusalem, when I was knocked of my horse andtold me that I was chosen to bring his message to the , and that is why I am telling you this. I have to!”